Again, that time of year.
Every time I leave my house in the summer
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*Joins The Black Parade*
Goth Problem of the Day: Seeing another goth person and going up to them to strike up a conversation and they turn out to be one of those “Gother Than Thou” types.
Goth Problem of the Forever is more like it.
Something to do when the weather warms up a bit.
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
"His" and "Hearse"
be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14
"Marilyn Manson’s failed abortion" is probably the most original insult I’ve ever been called.
when in doubt
Peter Murphy shimmy it out
Not playing online games anymore because your real clothes are so elaborate they make your avatar look boring, thereby ruining much of the escapist appeal.
Having a family friend demand that you never name a child “Raven.”
(Or Lenore, Vlad, Bela, Edgar, and Onyx…)