Reblog / posted 4 days ago with 45 notes
GOTH PROBLEM: Walking out in PVC or leather on a humid day. Cannot move. Cannot breathe. Slowly cooks within clothes until you reach a nice simmer.

Oh you poor soul…You poor, poor, fabulous soul. 


Reblog / posted 5 days ago with 87 notes
goth problems: the second you put on ANYTHING WITH ANY COLOUR everyone starts saying 'oh we knew it was just a phase' 'we thought you were goth, what happened' 'oh you're normal now!'

Always answer those people with a “can you not” glare.


mouseborg:

lolgoths:

upthecyberpunx:

theeverydaygoth:

shitgothssay:

I’m gonna piss myself!  *not my art; I’m not this funny. Can’t find the artist online.*

Artist, anyone?

It was submitted to lolgoths by someone who wasn’t identified - might ask them.

Done by
mouseborg
:)

Yes, it was me!

YAY! thank you for this creation :)

mouseborg:

lolgoths:

upthecyberpunx:

theeverydaygoth:

shitgothssay:

I’m gonna piss myself!
*not my art; I’m not this funny. Can’t find the artist online.*

Artist, anyone?

It was submitted to lolgoths by someone who wasn’t identified - might ask them.

Done by
mouseborg
:)

Yes, it was me!

YAY! thank you for this creation :)


princesssparklebat:

I am doing laundry. How do I have so many black things and yet so little to wear?

I have a lace/pvc/delicate load, a velvet load, a load that is honestly mostly brocade, and a towels load.


I’m gonna piss myself!  *not my art; I’m not this funny. Can’t find the artist online.*
Edit: this was sent to me on facebook. Artist has been found: mouseborg

I’m gonna piss myself!
*not my art; I’m not this funny. Can’t find the artist online.*

Edit: this was sent to me on facebook. Artist has been found: mouseborg


graveyard-whimsy:

You know I feel like Lestat would really enjoy going to Goth clubs. Mostly because he’d be surrounded by people with a darker sense of humour who would actually laugh at his jokes.


“And then I said, “He’s so hungry he could eat the whole colony! Haha ha, hahahAHAHAHAHAHHAAA MAN I’M A COMEDIC GENIUS.”


Goth perks
  • Little kids asking you if you're a witch or if you went to Hogwarts.

e-p-h-e-m-e-r-a-d-e-a-t-h:

How are you meant to sit down in an overbust corset without getting a faceful of your own boobs?


princesssparklebat:

Local goth scene hair dye trends cause everyone to have the same three hair colours. Then, people complain that someone has “their” hair.

?


princesssparklebat:

Goth problems: club toilet stalls and hoop skirts. Only one can win.


luceweirdo:

My mom asked me today if food tastes Goth when I eat with black lipstick.
“Yes mum, I can totally taste the depression in this cupcake.”


beronikakeres:

Why do my eyebrows only get itchy after I do them… Ugh… just have to make sure I pat, not  scratch, or they’ll relocate on my face.


beronikakeres:

WHAT THE FUCK. My platform is completely cracked! Goth gods why have you forsaken me? :(

The worst of the goth problems. Shoes are fucking expensive

beronikakeres:

WHAT THE FUCK. My platform is completely cracked! Goth gods why have you forsaken me? :(

The worst of the goth problems. Shoes are fucking expensive


sinistersally:

Pretty much! #nocturnallife #gothproblems

sinistersally:

Pretty much! #nocturnallife #gothproblems


i can’t believe that today is the 1st of halloween