Depressing everyone in a room by walking in while wearing your normal clothes.
I wish I could charge people for looking at me in public I would be very wealthy
Goths create unrealistic expectations for eyebrows
On the plus side, you know which one is yours… If anyone knows where you can get black lip stain though, get back to me :)
Wanting to dress your non-goth partner in all black and put dark makeup on them.
You’d look so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, pretty!
a billion black socks and not a single matching pair
It’s so infurating! How does that even happen. Ugh
When you find something fabulously goth in the thrift store
you know you’re goth when you say things like:
"if i had a time machine i would first of all travel back to the 80’s and buy ALL the clothes."
Getting food all over your pretty flowy sleeves in the buffet line because they drag through everything.
That moment when you go to a funeral and the people who work at the funeral home look at you like your the embodiment of death coming to collect souls.
My style is black and it’s expensive
*dumps out my pockets and a bunch of fucking goths come out*