Me: I can’t decide on what to wear to the club tomorrow!
Friend: Why don’t you wear a your black dress?
Me: Um…which one?
Friend: The black one with the ruffles.
Me:…which black one with the ruffles?
Friend: Oooh! Lace! It has lace!
Me: When was the last time you’ve looked at my closet?
Goth problem: non goth people trying to tell you about your own subculture and rating your “gothiness”. Like seriously, shut the fuck up you don’t even know what you’re talking about.
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
You know you’re goth when the wings on your eyeliner start flapping
It’s that time again. Michael’s seems to understand my needs.
You’ve seen the “Goth Look” get co-opted by mainstream fashion so many times that you no longer get snarky and dramatic about it- instead, you patiently wait for the trend to fall out of vogue so you can score great clearance items.
"Seven dollar black lace shirt? Yes, please! Clearance bin of patterned fishnets?? SCORE!"
You realize it’s coming up to July and your first thought is “oh shit, almost Halloween season!”
Like, you literally think of Halloween as a 3-month holiday season.
I need help.
It’s always kind of a sad day in a Goth’s life when you realize you’re not excited by Dracula adaptations, you live in fear of them.
All summer I’m walking with my sun parasol, while other people are dying in the sun shouting pathetically at me that it doesn’t rain.
Who has it hard now sun-burners? <:
Goth problems are realising you don’t have anything “summer” appropriate to wear.
Goth problem: People stupidly asking you if the obviously fake circle lenses you are wearing, are, in fact, your real eye color. Bitch I wish my eyes were blistering red.
i miss be able to layer.
Trying to take cute pictures of your black cat but you can’t see him because he blends in with your black furniture.